Game Master TedderBear Posted July 26 Game Master Share Posted July 26 Artist: Blake "Funnybone" Harrison Genre: Spoken Word/Comedy Routine Recording Studio: Budget-Friendly Options ($500) Marketing Budget: None ($0) Verse 1 I dial the number, press one for English, Cast into the void, the tech support abyss. Hold music playing, it’s driving me insane, I’m losing my patience, I might go down in flames. Chorus Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line, Lost in translation, wasting all my time. Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round, Just need an answer, but no help can be found. Verse 2 I’m speaking to a robot, it’s asking for my name, I spell it out three times, but it’s still the same old game. Transfer to another, I’m put on hold once more, I’m stuck in this tango, can’t take it anymore! Chorus Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line, Lost in translation, wasting all my time. Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round, Just need an answer, but no help can be found. Bridge I dream of a world where help is always near, No endless loops, no need to shed a tear. But here I am stuck, in this tech support spree, If only, just once, they’d understand me! Final Chorus Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line, Lost in translation, wasting all my time. Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round, Just need an answer, but no help can be found. Outro Tech Support Tango, the dance will never end, Until I get through, my sanity to defend. View full song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Master TedderBear Posted July 27 Author Game Master Share Posted July 27 This week, your song debuts at an impressive #39 on the Billboard chart! It has generated $450,000 in revenue this week. Keep up the great work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Master TedderBear Posted August 12 Author Game Master Share Posted August 12 This week, your song generates $100,737 in revenue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game Master TedderBear Posted Sunday at 06:06 AM Author Game Master Share Posted Sunday at 06:06 AM This week, your song generates $97,858 in revenue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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