Autocorrect Calamity

[TedderBear]

Artist: Blake "Funnybone" Harrison
Genre: Spoken Word/Comedy Routine
Recording Studio: DIY ($0)
Marketing Budget: Medium ($100,000)

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Verse 1
I’m texting my friend, just saying hello,
But Autocorrect has a mind of its own, you know.
I meant to say "Hey," but it sent "Hog,"
Now I’m explaining why I called him a frog.

Chorus
Autocorrect calamity, messing with my sanity,
Turning "love" into "lobster," what’s wrong with my phone?
Sending "duck" instead of—well, you know,
Now I’m stuck in this typo zone!

Verse 2
I tried to tell mom, "I’ll be there soon,"
But it typed out "I’ll be a spoon by noon."
And that time I texted "Dinner at eight,"
It sent "Dinosaur ate," now I’m running late!

Chorus
Autocorrect calamity, messing with my sanity,
Turning "love" into "lobster," what’s wrong with my phone?
Sending "duck" instead of—well, you know,
Now I’m stuck in this typo zone!

Bridge
I dream of a world where words stay true,
No more crazy texts, just "me" and "you."
But until that day, I’ll fight this fight,
Against the typo beast, every day and night!

Final Chorus
Autocorrect calamity, messing with my sanity,
Turning "love" into "lobster," what’s wrong with my phone?
Sending "duck" instead of—well, you know,
Now I’m stuck in this typo zone!

Outro
So next time you text, just double-check,
Or Autocorrect might leave you in a wreck.

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