Verse 1
I dial the number, press one for English,
Cast into the void, the tech support abyss.
Hold music playing, it’s driving me insane,
I’m losing my patience, I might go down in flames.
Chorus
Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line,
Lost in translation, wasting all my time.
Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round,
Just need an answer, but no help can be found.
Verse 2
I’m speaking to a robot, it’s asking for my name,
I spell it out three times, but it’s still the same old game.
Transfer to another, I’m put on hold once more,
I’m stuck in this tango, can’t take it anymore!
Chorus
Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line,
Lost in translation, wasting all my time.
Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round,
Just need an answer, but no help can be found.
Bridge
I dream of a world where help is always near,
No endless loops, no need to shed a tear.
But here I am stuck, in this tech support spree,
If only, just once, they’d understand me!
Final Chorus
Tech Support Tango, dancing on the line,
Lost in translation, wasting all my time.
Tech Support Tango, spinning round and round,
Just need an answer, but no help can be found.
Outro
Tech Support Tango, the dance will never end,
Until I get through, my sanity to defend.
